PRESIDENT OF THE BEING ALIVE CLUB

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

idk what embezzlement is. is that when you put rhinestones on a jacket

@cadetcatras

So are we all ready to contend with the fact that, if they get the boat unstuck in the next week, it will be a momentous event allowing passage through a waterway in Egypt……. during Passover

what the suez canal actually needs are 3-5 of those retired italian men to stand on the side of the canal and offer suggestions. i bet that’d get it unstuck

5pm. what have you gotten done so far today? nothing again huh. that's okay. you're still good enough for me. but my patience is wearing thin

gonna knock our heads together like a cat

head bonk (intimate)

@cadetcatras

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

I would marry this woman and lovingly watch her berate her cows for the rest of my life