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The voice talent. The perfect choice of ugly quotes. The comedy timing. Just brilliant

“You put porn in child safe spaces.” Then why do the “child safe spaces” have ratings and tags, Karen?

AO3 AND TUMBLR ARE NOT CHILD SAFE SPACES. Yes, it’s true that a lot of child safe spaces are being destroyed on the internet, but ao3 and tumblr are not those places and were never meant to be. LEARN TO CURATE YOUR OWN INTERNET EXPERIENCE OR GET OFF THE INTERNET.

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

2. Non-government buildings

3. Outside of your body

i'm astral projecting into my dick rn. gonna have the best orgasm ever

i thought you couldn't leave your body... does that mean..... D:

Well, the text was places YOU couldn't astral project...

enter at your own peril

*enters you*

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

I cannot express how important it is to brush your teeth and floss regularly. It's especially important as so many people don't have dental coverage and that preventative work saves you so much pain and money in the long run. I know it sucks and it is so hard, but you'll also feel so good after doing it. And when you start doing it regularly, you'll find your mouth and gums feel so much better. If you've already done it today, good job! I'm so proud of you and so happy for you!

This is the first tumblr blaze post I've seen that's made me go "actually yes, it's good if people see this"