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Witch o’ the Wild West

TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you're allergic to it.

if one in twelve humans who have been on the moon was allergic to moon dust, that’s either a one-in-a-million chance or a VERY common allergy

The fact that it’s such a statistically useless sample is DEFINITELY driving a handful of very specialized scientists absolutely crazy

oh this one i know! he's not actually allergic and he's not a statistical outlier. all twelve astronauts reported symptoms after stepping on the moon because lunar soil is fucking nasty to human (and presumably most complex life) biology. moon dust is like inhaling asbestos. it's very fine, chemically reactive, and will hang around in your lungs for months, like a shitty inhaled cloud of glass. which, as it's mostly silicon, it kind of is. glass powder that is ripping up your airways and possibly your dna. see again: like asbestos

old people love to be named shit like “willa mae” or “ginnie lou”

i had an uncle who was just named “T. C.” literally just the letters T and C, it didn’t stand for anything. he got his “real” name when he joined the army and they said he couldn’t do that, so they named him Tony

the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees

she DEMAND to be Percussed

She’s clearly into it

Cats are insane.

She MUST be PERCUSSED

this conveys a very distinct specific emotion incredibly strongly

^^^^^THIS VAGUEBLOG ABOUT IT LIKE A FUCKING ADULT

we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.

the main character is just constantly having to bullshit their way through improbable Holmes-style deductions to explain how they know all the things that they’ve accidentally divined

to those who until now lived in blissful ignorance of the fact that misha collins’ wife is the author of a book called “The Threesome Handbook: A Practical Guide to Sleeping with Three” within which she mentions their experiences with a male friend named only as “D” (speculated but not proven to be Darius Marder, director of 6 time oscar nominated movie The Sound of Metal): well, uh, guess you know now <3

Why would you stop this genius system? Just start paying the raccoons and call it a day

Unionize the raccoons.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/SCREAMING

Good shit hahahaaa