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deleting old files and trying for the life of me to recall the precise circumstances under which i apparently designed and sent this greeting card:

#i need this as a business card i can hand out #socially anxious

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I would like the universe to stop picking on me please.

#nonsense #i still have no idea how to tag #whyyyy #what even is normal #what be tags

I need to be compressed into a cube.

#nonsense #what be tags #i lived bitch #death by kidney stone #i still have no idea how to tag #the stupidity is strong in this one

You know how we have vampires that burn/turn to stone/ect. in the sun. Then we have those random sparkly twinks. I want vampires that when the sun touch them they just strait up explode. I see two versions of this.

1. Like that one beach whale they blew up, chunklets going everywhere, like an overfilled mosquito when you smack it.

2. Just strait up takes out an entire city block in a fire ball.

#nonsense #vampires #yes i mean twilight #what be tags #explodes #exploding vampires #i still have no idea how to tag

I'm trying to make a habit out of tumblr. Until then I will simply pop up like the unwanted crakc aunt.

#nonsense #why do i do these things #random bullshit go #this is why its fun here #happy pride 🌈#pride month #nonbinary #asexual

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maxxie-or-smth

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

anxietytrashpanda

Me doing everything and nothing simultaneously.

#relatable #why do i do these things #manic cleaning spree

Sometimes my brain just forgets that breathing is a thing it's supposed to do. Then when I gasp dramatically to restart my respiration every one looks concerned.

#nonsense #why do i do these things #the stupidity is strong in this one #breathingproblems #oxygen

Me: Chilling playing a video game.

Sibling from the kitchen: "Where the fuck is the cilantro! "

Me: Confused "Why are you looking for a spell?"

Sibling:

#opps #how was i supposed to know #this is why im not aloud in the kitchen #cilantro #its a spice #apparently #or something #nonsense #i still have no idea how to tag #why do i do these things #the stupidity is strong in this one

I feel like being an npc today. No thoughts. Preprogrammed responses only.

#nonsense #i still have no idea how to tag #npc #head empty #ooo shiny

i-am-a-fish

I want soup but I've already fully committed to bedtime

i-am-a-fish

I've been laying in bed thinking about wanting soup for almost 2 hours

cassandraxiv

write it down, soup tomorrow?

i-am-a-fish

breakfast floor soup was my only path forward

anxietytrashpanda

The bowl sitting right next to an open controller gives me all the anxiety.

#what is this madness #bravery #electronics and soup dont mix #whyyyy

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#digital art #artwork #digital drawing #digital sketch #artist on tumblr #what be tags #scribbles

These whisper engines they put in cars suck. I can't hear them coming. I want my engine to wake the dead. And no I don't care it interrupted your beauty sleep at 4 am.

#engine #sleep is for the weak #make some noise #nonsense #what be tags

i-am-a-fish

just wanted to say that you are cute and the fog is not coming. you are beautiful and you really do not have to worry about the fog because it's not coming. The fog wouldn't even be a problem if it was coming, it isn't though, and you are very pretty

anxietytrashpanda

Does OP know something we dont?

#what do you mean #what do you know #not concerning at all

dragon-in-a-fez

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

#my invasive thoughts now take the form of lionfish and sea urchins

Time is an Illusion. You blink and you're 47 and everyone's died of medical malpractice.

#time #what be tags #nonsense #i still have no idea how to tag #digital art #artwork #artist on tumblr #my art #digital drawing

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If the zombie apocalypse happened I probably wouldn't notice for a week.

#why do i do these things #nonsense #introvert

free-and-to-none-accountable

life and death and love and birth and peace and love on the planet earth

for-the-sake-of-fuck

toolusingmammalgirl

The best part of this is that "virgin Molotov Cocktail" would itself be a great nickname for a jar of piss

a-sentient-cup

greenekatgrey

I see your piss and I raise you used tampons.

teaboot

Piss and blood can both be DNA tested

DNA testing is time and labour consuming

DNA is harder to definitively match when contaminated by three or more sources

PROPOSITION:

Either so many people start throwing piss that they run out of resources to pursue everyone who does it, or everyone shares The Communal Piss Bucket for maximum anonymity

#anonymous piss

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