It's Me, Ya Boi

oh to land on an alien planet in star trek and be kindly offered a plate of clearly plastic fruit and vegetables by their leader 

i know animals can’t be “evil” in the sense of human morality but i think orcas and chimpanzees are getting really close

This screen shot is a post-modern art masterpiece.

Honey is literally murder but go off

Prove it.

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

bee carnival

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

I worked at a honey shop for a year in a market and on one day in the span of 15minutes I got asked ‘is the honey made from free-range bees?’ and ‘mmm this honey is good! Is it made with real fresh bees?’ by two seperated people

*starts thinking about nature* *starts thinking about plants* *starts thinking about bees* *starts thinking about swingsets* *starts thinking about ponds* *starts thinking about hiking* *starts thinking

you know, back when i first read the lightining theif the lotus hotel seemed like a nightmare but now?????? girl, free food, free hotel room, free entertainment and zero responsibilities for the next hundreds of years??????? the guys running the hotel had the right idea because i’m ready to leave this horrifying reality, where do i check in