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fucked up to me that some people dont let their pets on the furniture. you have this little guy in your house and youre not gonna let them sit on the couch with you? no kitty on the bed? incomprehensible.

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idsb

An increasingly republican society that’s infringing on the rights of gay people needs Lady Gaga dance pop music with creepy religion coded outfits like this. She saved us once can she please do it again

raddestbabe

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

olivertrees

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harry styles deserves to be known as himself aka a loving, funny, caring, clever, sassy, kind, witty, dorky, sarcastic, nail polish and sparkly suits wearing, rainbow waving, passionate poutine speech giving, hair donating, sweet creature aka art creating godfather of approximately 700 kids former baker dad dance enthusiast space boy and I don’t have the patience to deal with anyone trying to make him look like less than the precious alien noodle he is pass it on

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It would be peaches if ya’ll could muster up the effort to support all trans men of color and not just the rail-thin, pastel hair, feminine, infantalized, white *~soft trans boys~* that think they’re something revolutionary for wearing a goddamn flower in their hair. Support masculine trans guys of color, androgynous trans guys of color, disabled trans guys of color, fat trans guys of color, religious trans guys of color, gay trans guys of color, bi trans guys of color, straight trans guys of color, poor trans guys of color, like… the subset of white trans boys ya’ll choose to support over trans men of color is transparent as fuck

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salroka

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me:

loneozner

no offense but trying to actually romantically ship Harry or Louis with anyone but each other feels like walking up to my married-50-years grandparents and telling them they should date other people

beaswellgirl

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight:

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person.

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode

someclevermoniker

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

badgyal-k-deactivated20190901

Uncle Gordon

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Gordon is precious and I love him.

theriu

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

annerocious

Dear Men Writers

Lesser known facts when writing women:

High heeled shoes don’t become flats if you break the heels off.

The posts of earrings aren’t sharp.

Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.

You can’t hold in a period like pee.

Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.

Feel free to add your own.

deliciouspineapple

- Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.

- Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are.

- Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down.

- Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot.

-When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way.

- Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags.

ivegotthetriforce

- Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different. - Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble - Most can’t run in heels unless they have been VERY worn - Insecurity in appearance doesn’t mean “buy me a drink” - EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING

drmistytang

-Having large breasts sucks. It sucks beyond belief. If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it won’t fit the rest of you. Underboob sweat is real and terrible. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bras are hella expensive. Big breasts are not fun.

angryschnauzer

Putting a tampon in isnt a quick bend-poke-done kinda deal. It involves cubicle yoga, messy hands, numerous curse words as you realise it isnt in correctly and have to take it out and start again with a new one.

cassiopeiassky

Yes to all of this. But also:

If her hair is in an updo, one does not simply remove a hairpin to send her hair cascading down her back. No. If her hair is an updo, it will take at least an hour and an extra set of hands to remove the 137 bobby pins that are holding her hair in place. Furthermore, there’s probably a can’s worth of hairspray in there, intended to withstand category 2 hurricane winds. There’s no cascading happening here - the best you can hope for is a misshapen nest of hair to clump and poof unattractively in the back while it still remains flat against her scalp.

marvel-lucy

This is one of the funniest posts I’ve seen in a while (especially if you read all the comments), but also really depressing because at 42 I still judge myself as having failed for not matching up to all these mythical stereotypes despite knowing they’re impossible

valeria2067

^^^This though

musicalhell

The odds of a woman having smoothly shaved legs and armpits are directly proportional to the amount of skin her clothing bares and/or the amount of fucks she gives at that particular moment.

GLASSES ARE NOT COSMETIC. If we whip them off, we do not become gorgeous fashion models. We become squinty.

bob-belcher

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pochacco

the concept of our teenage years having to be the “best years of our lives” is so toxic lmfao? especially for people who grew up with mental illness that caused a lot of stagnancy in those years…it just blows my mind that some people will really try to convince younger people that this small portion of their lives should be the best rather than encouraging them to see life as years and years of opportunity

margflower

liam-paynes-ten-inch-dick

I love this movie

pilgrimkitty

I have no clue what movie this is but I want to see it.

outsidersmark

it’s from night at the museum 2

the night at the museum films continue to be criminally underrated (aka blown off bc they’re “just comedies for kids”, they are actually Really Really Good Films

ninjaotta

Honestly. Accurate POCs playing POCs (including an Egyptian Pharaoh, Hun warriors and a Native American girl), Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt, THIS SCENE and just being awesome in general

there’s a host of crazy shit that goes on, including a fucking t rex that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

long story short; they’re fab

playstation2chainz

shocking

hominishostilis

*ahem*

from this post

Woman kills man for refusing to give her beer

Woman stabs man for refusing to have sex with her, threatens to cry rape

Woman rips off man’s testicle because he rejected her, tried to swallow it

Woman kills man for refusing to marry her

Woman cuts off man’s penis because of argument

Woman shoots her husband after argument

Woman cuts off cheating boyfriend’s penis, flushes it

Woman suspects husband of cheating, stabs him to death

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend for cheating

Woman stabs boyfriend for cheating in Monopoly board game

Woman shoots, kills man for ending relationship

Woman sets husband’s genitals on fire for hugging another woman, dies

Woman kills, dismembers husband’s body over argument

Mother kills 18-month old twins to get back at husband she thought was cheating

Woman kills husband after he confronts her about affair

Woman kills cheating husband with lethal dose of heroin

Woman runs over, kills cheating husband

Obese woman sits on boyfriend, kills him and avoids jail time

Woman kills boyfriend with stiletto shoe

Woman murders cheating husband with coffee mug

Woman kills boyfriend for not buying her a gift

Woman kills boyfriend who accused her of cheating

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend , Judge: “I hope you die in prison”

Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend, buries him in pile of debris

Woman shoots boyfriend in the back of the neck, killing him

Woman shoots boyfriend six times, kills him after argument

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over mother’s day gift

Woman stabs boyfriend to death, also stabbed her husband to death 7 years prior

Woman pushes way into home, stabs boyfriend to death over argument

Woman angry at boyfriend takes her anger out on his 4 year-old

Woman stabs boyfriend to death, thought he was cheating on her

Woman bludgeons husband to death with hammer to pay back loan

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend during argument

Woman murders boyfriend for tweeting out his female crush

Woman shoots and kills boyfriend, kills self while out on bail

Woman stabs to death boyfriend over argument about an ex

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend for social media posts

Woman shoots boyfriend in the face, fails to make it look like suicide

Woman kills boyfriend’s puppies during phone argument

Woman shoots boyfriend in the face with rifle during argument

Woman pushes boyfriend off fence after argument, killing him

Woman attacks boyfriend with large knife, intent to kill

Woman abused, threatens to kill boyfriend in sleep

Woman beats, murders boyfriend and puts him in freezer because he wanted to break up with her

Woman held gun to boyfriend’s head, murders on Christmas

Woman with previous assault charge on another boyfriend stabs and kills different boyfriend

Woman attempts to murder boyfriend with giant breasts

Woman stabs boyfriend in neck, killing him after argument

Woman chokes and stabs ex-boyfriends cat to death

Woman starts argument with boyfriend, stabs and kills with umbrella

Woman kills boyfriend with her car after argument

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend in his bathroom

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend with illegal handgun

Woman sets her boyfriend on fire, killing him

Woman shoots and kills ex-boyfriend multiple times, kills herself

Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, found out he was dating other women

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend over finances

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend’s lizard because she thought he was flirting with other women

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend who wanted to end their relationship and urged her to get an abortion

Woman attempts to murder husband with poison in her vagina

Woman stabs boyfriend to death after he slaps daughter

Woman conspires to have secret lover murder her husband

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over argument on Labor Day

Woman stabs boyfriend in the chest over argument

Woman stabs boyfriend to death after finding photos of other women on cell phone

Woman tortured ex-boyfriend’s dog until it died after argument

Woman stabs boyfriend in his chest and through his lung, nearly killing him

Woman fatally stabs boyfriend during heated argument

Woman kills her boyfriend with blunt force trauma to the head using frying pan

Woman stabs boyfriend to death for drinking her beer

Woman strangles boyfriend to death during argument

Woman stabs boyfriend with serrated knife over argument

Woman shoots, murders boyfriend while she was on house arrest for another murder 11 years prior

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend then texts friend about eating the body

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over dispute

Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, suspecting he was cheating

Woman shoots man in the groin after argument

Woman fires handgun into the home of man who denied her a kiss

Woman stabs husband to death over cheating fears

Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend

Women kills husband, commits suicide

Woman shoots and kills man over argument

Woman kills husband with baseball bat for talking back to her

Woman kills husband, confesses to family then shoots herself

Woman stabs boyfriend 31 times after he said ex’s name in his sleep

Woman shoots husband in the head, shoots herself

Woman kills boyfriend over argument at house party

Woman shoots boyfriend with shotgun for texting another woman

Woman kills boyfriend because she “smelled sex on him”

Woman runs over boyfriend, kills him

Woman stabs boyfriend in the eye for turning down threesome

Woman stabs ex-boyfriend for refusing to stop playing the Eagles

Woman stabs boyfriend, throws out his prosthetic legs so he can’t chase her

Woman ties up, stabs husband 193 times, jury finds her guilty for suspicion of trying to claim life insurance

Woman stabs fiance for refusing to take her to the liquor store

Woman assaults and threatens boyfriend with knife for not cuddling

Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for not bring home beer

Woman stabs taxi driver after he refuses to have sex with her

Woman stabs ex-boyfriend in his penis after discovering he had a new girlfriend

Woman stabs boyfriend twice over time he spent in bathroom

Woman stabs boyfriend over Facebook post

Woman stabs her boyfriend several times because his dog ate her marijuana stash

Woman stabs boyfriend for not calling her every two hours

Woman shoots man five times for rejecting her, kills herself

Woman murders ex-boyfriend with liquor laced with poison, was jealous he was engaged to new woman

Comedian Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife on May 27th 1998

NFL player Steve McNair was murdered by his girlfriend on July 4th, 2009

John Wayne Bobbitt had his penis cut completely off on June 23rd, 1993

Travis Alexander was murdered by Jodi Arias on June 4th, 2008

Andrew Bagby was murdered by Shirley Jane Turner on November 6th, 2001 (She later murdered their 1 year-old son on August 18th, 2003)

Brenda Spencer killed two and injured nine at Cleveland Elementary School on January 29th, 1979

Laurie Dann killed one boy and injured five others at Hubbard Woods Elementary School on May 20th, 1988

Jennifer San Marco killed eight people at Goleta postal facility on January 30th, 2006

Sylvia Seegrist killed three and injured seven during a shooting spree at a Springfield mall on October 30th, 1985

Mary Ann Holder killed five children including her own son in Pleasent Gardens, NC on November 20th, 2011

Jullian Robbins killed one and injured two at Penn State on September 17th, 1997

Heather Smith killed two then committed suicide at Spanaway Junior High School on November 26th, 1985

Latina Williams killed two others then self at Louisiana Technical College on February 8th, 2008

Amy Bishop Anderson killed three and wounded three others at the University of Alabama on February 12th, 2010

What’s most interesting though is that mainstream media doesn’t even mention female shooters when they claim to show the history of the crime — but I guess they’re going by high scores. While its true that most shooting sprees are committed by males, it is also truethat most child abuse, neglect, and murders are committed by females.

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news, past 30 days (US):

Florida woman shoots, kills her 2 teenage sons

Mother throws 1 year-old daughter under truck, kills her

California mom stabs her 3 daughters to death. all under 2 years old

Mother attempts to kill her 3 teenage children

Mother kills her infant son by stabbing him to death

Woman kills 2 year-old girl, attempts to kill 10 year-old boy

Utah mom murders 6 newborns, keeps them in garage

Mother charged with trying to suffocate daughter

Woman charged for killing 8-month old baby

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news between January and April 2014 (US):

Mother drowns both of her sons aged 3 and 6

Mother attempts to drown her 3 children in ocean

Utah mother shoots and kills two teen daughters, then herself

Mother suffocates 14 month old son, fails at attempted suicide

Woman babysitter murders 19 month old boy

Mom kills 7 month old daughter, blames Jesus

Woman operating illegal daycare responsible for 3 month old girl’s death, police find 14 children in her basement

Mom strangles 3 day old baby boy, discarded body in trashcan

Woman suffocates 2 year old girl of fiance, fakes sexual assault by unknown assailant to cover tracks

Mother charged with killing 2 year-old daughter

Mother of several children with history of violence murdered and buried 2 year-old daughter in shallow grave

Mother stabs and kills her 2 children in exorcism

Mother kills her teen son and daughter, self

Mother confesses to killing 10 year-old son

Mother tortures and kills 3 year-old son, burned genitals with lighter

This is only mid-year and I didn’t even include the reports of mothers killing their children from previous years or other countries.”

The only thing “shocking” here is how far you’ve managed to cram your head up your own ass.

notcayleb

This post is disturbingly long.

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REBLOG THE SHIT OF THIS. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TREATIG WOMEN LIKE INNOCENT GODDESS WHO NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG WHILE THEY TREAT ALL MEN LIKE ANIMALS.

vulture-jack

I debated on whether or not to reblog this but damn those sources are a fucking feat and pretending that they dont exist erases the victims.

hunter-sundown-deactivated20200

once in a blue moon someone on tumblr will acknowledge anyone other than a man has done something wrong

spongebobafettywap

if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism

bundywashere

if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism

thebademperor-deactivated201812

My older brother was killed by his ex girlfriend because he had visitation rights and she didnt agree with that. So she stabbed him in his back several times while he walked towards me to hand me his daughter. I thought that she was punching him…until he collapsed. I know firsthand about this shit…

lastsonlost

@foxlyo here you go

illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring-deactivated2015060

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

tumblgang

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

drayaintshit-deactivated2019030

☝🏾😂

callmedeku24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

emeraldmercury

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

haiku-robot

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

the-last-of-the-frosty-boys

YOU DON’T FUCK AROUND WHEN MADAME ZERONI IS INVOLVED

numbtotherhythm

are we supposed to know who she is

fothefangirl-deactivated2018040

YES YOU ARE YOU UNEDUCATED NOODLE OR YOU’LL BE CURSED FOR ALWAYS AND ETERNITY

pumpkinleif

Not gonna lie, one of my favorite parts about writing urban fantasy is determining how and where the fantasy meshes in with reality.

Like, I’m not saying Freddie Mercury WAS a siren, but have you ever heard anyone NOT sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody?

I rest my case.

ingridverse

It is a six-minute song with incomprehensible lyrics that seem to have something to do with murder and demons, with five sections that are completely different stylistically but no chorus.

It was number one on the the UK singles charts twice, 15 years apart, and is by many measures one of the most popular, or the most popular, single of all time.

Yeah, there’s magic involved.

classicalmonoblogue

And an absurdly broad swathe of people know it. I have no memory of learning it, do you?

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albertothechihuahua

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD