world's worst joshua stan

How do I explain to people the pure hilarity that is "no beta we die like [fandom refrence]" and the pure joy I get out of it

i’m curious: reblog this with your favorite mdzs/cql character and whether you’re the eldest/middle/youngest/only child in your family

only thing i agree with dads on is when it rains and they say ‘we needed that’ bc like. we did

what is a writer, if not a miserable little pile of ideas and half written google docs

Don't attack me like this

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed 

even spicier take: “non-binary” means a thousand different things to a thousand different people and therefore anyone of any sexuality could theoretically be attracted to a non-binary person in some capacity, so if you’re gay and someone you’re attracted to says, “i’m non-binary,” you don’t actually have to redefine your entire identity, you can just drink a cup of sleepytime tea and go right on being gay and into non-binary people. 

my kink is pushing people away so i can leave them before they leave me because i’m scared of abandonment

im gonna remove my nervous system so i wont be nervous anymore. cant believe what a good idea this is why did no one else do this

oh man… sorry bro.. i accidentally left some lipstick on your neck.. here let me kiss it off… shit i left more… here hold on… oh no i left even more… here hol