WE'RE COCK DESTROYERS

right now at this very moment they are making a new white boy in the minecraft youtuber factory

noooo don't participate in the free market you're not part of the capitalist class noooo you're messing it up

new dead by daylight killer

this is the best tiktok i've ever seen in my life.

Healthcare PSA

Tiktok removed this, so keep it moving!

Stabbys great grand pappy, Slashy

Encounter: security sentries outside the lair of a particularly unhinged villain

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

Vampires can come out earlier

One sexy reason

The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, "can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?" And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far