dicaprio

i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there was drama in the bible fandom

Yeah I was sitting here trying to figure out exactly how the heck they were interpreting scripture because wow

ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

“When [Theodore Roosevelt] began his campaigns for a higher white birthrate, his daughter Alice mocked him by forming the Race Suicide Club, in which she and her friends exchanged birth control information.”

Lmao, this is apparently true.

“what’s up everybody i’m pandora and welcome to my unboxing video”

o shit

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

ME. ME. ME.

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer