there's magic in a bard's song

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

What Was The Image

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[Three musicians in astonishingly good chubby yak fursuits dance to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Beat it"]

sorry to be part of the elitist intelligentsia but i do think you have to read the text you have an opinion on if you expect your opinion to be taken seriously

I love when a character wants to be someone's dog so so bad. Dont mean it in a sexual way (although that can also be a part of it) I mean like. Let me be your loyal companion let me stay by your side give me a purpose in exchange for endless unconditional love let me stop being a person love me like it's my only use. Love me like that's the only thing I was made for. As you can tell. I'm normal.

I would play the shit out of this.

Found it! Reblogging to kickstart when I’m at my laptop.

@horsefigureoftheday