The Hivemind

Ants are 3 and 4 sooooooo

D E A T H oh wait you aren't an any

So you'll get the ants now right 🥹

yes, @ant-offical guess what buddy

well @i-am-scared-of-ants-offical said you are, soooooooooo. im going to step on you

Good luck stepping on all (roughly estimated) (we’re not counting again. Lots die/ get born while we’re counting. It’s pointless) 20 quadrillions of us. Many have tried, but no one have even been close to succeeding.

gonna get a buncha water to drown you

You would have to drown the entire earth to succeed in that. We’re everywhere.

you think i can't do the second great flood

yeah then im going to create the first great flood

You really like collateral damage don’t you?

Ants are 3 and 4 sooooooo

D E A T H oh wait you aren't an any

So you'll get the ants now right 🥹

yes, @ant-offical guess what buddy

well @i-am-scared-of-ants-offical said you are, soooooooooo. im going to step on you

Good luck stepping on all (roughly estimated) (we’re not counting again. Lots die/ get born while we’re counting. It’s pointless) 20 quadrillions of us. Many have tried, but no one have even been close to succeeding.

gonna get a buncha water to drown you

You would have to drown the entire earth to succeed in that. We’re everywhere.

you think i can't do the second great flood

Ants are 3 and 4 sooooooo

D E A T H oh wait you aren't an any

So you'll get the ants now right 🥹

yes, @ant-offical guess what buddy

well @i-am-scared-of-ants-offical said you are, soooooooooo. im going to step on you

Good luck stepping on all (roughly estimated) (we’re not counting again. Lots die/ get born while we’re counting. It’s pointless) 20 quadrillions of us. Many have tried, but no one have even been close to succeeding.

gonna get a buncha water to drown you

You would have to drown the entire earth to succeed in that. We’re everywhere.

Ants are 3 and 4 sooooooo

D E A T H oh wait you aren't an any

So you'll get the ants now right 🥹

yes, @ant-offical guess what buddy

well @i-am-scared-of-ants-offical said you are, soooooooooo. im going to step on you

Good luck stepping on all (roughly estimated) (we’re not counting again. Lots die/ get born while we’re counting. It’s pointless) 20 quadrillions of us. Many have tried, but no one have even been close to succeeding.

Ants are 3 and 4 sooooooo

D E A T H oh wait you aren't an any

So you'll get the ants now right 🥹

yes, @ant-offical guess what buddy

We believe in @evil-ant-offical but with that said, please take care @lemon-offical

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular

“Ok but what’s in your pants”

"Oh well, but what were you born as?"

"eww that's disgusting you'll never be beens on toast you'll always be a girl"

THAT'S IT I'M CALLING 1 MILLION BEES ON YOU

Do you want ants as well? We want 1 piece of bread in payment.

Millions of ant wars happening across the globe every day for millions of years

They're fun

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

@notquiteamango

@ant-offical they are denying you the macerated apples

We know and we HATE it

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

You should consider it again

I could fight 500 ants and win methinks

Thats the spirit!

*blood pours from my mouth* nope they won

Of course we did

I could fight 500 ants and win methinks

@ant-offical satan thinks she can fight you and win, what say you?

It depends on which 500 ants she’s fighting. But nevertheless, 500 is just a tiny fraction of the hivemind, and even if @satan-offical wins over the 500 she would NOT win when we come to get our revenge

ableism

Alpha

anaphylaxis

apoptosis

antidisestablishmentarianism

@ant-offical

Yep it stands for us. We have more than ONE QUADRILLION QUEER ANTS AND THEY’RE ALL AMAZING (except Harry. But that’s unrelated to him being queer. Harry’s just an asshole)