ANOZUMI

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

@sketiana

in an alternate universe there’s a direct pipeline to the gods where you can just talk to them and ask for shit but most of the time if your wish is stupid they’ll vaporize you but one day Adam and Jamie came to the gods and were like “hey we wanna take Mythbusters to the next level can we have infinite lives like a video game so whenever we die we just wake up the next day completely ok” and the gods were like “this should be really fuckin good” and gave them both immortality so they started testing Fucked Up Unethical Myths like “can you survive on nothing but toothpaste” and “how far high up do you have to jump from for a belly flop onto water to kill you” and “what happens if you swallow live explosives and then explode them” and “how long can you survive in sulfuric acid” and stuff like that and then the gods are just watching them and laughing their asses off and if a TV network refuses to broadcast the new “Mythbusters Dying Edition: this shit’s fucked up now!” they get vaporized also

idk why ppl think taako is the effeminate hypersexual dude who flirts with everyone bc it’s merle

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

I’m losing my mind over the fact that the Rogue One clips in here make it very evident that at least half the clips of the word “star” in this (which are obviously critical to the lyrics of the song “All Star”) are sampled from people saying the phrase “Death Star”

Item: the ossified remains of a Tex Avery character that died tragically during the eruption of the Pompei volcano, captured at the moment his eyeballs ploomped out in shock. The jawbone was found thirty feet away.

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

Chicxulub Impact, 65 Million BC