600 CCs of horse

sorry to everyone who knows me but that last reblog has me thinking about taz balance SPECIFICALLY taako and lup. like. imagine you’ve already had to live through hell and ruin your body and your perception of yourself through a literal suffering game. and then just as you’re probably longing for some sort of comfort or release you Remember. you remember and you suddenly realize that there has been an emptiness in you all this time that you didn’t even know about, but god it’s so gaping wide and encompassing and how did you live? hell, how can you live with yourself now? your sister, your family, your heart, Your Person, the one you’ve shared everything with your whole life. and one day she was gone with only a hastily written note in her place. you never got closure. and worse than that, you didn’t even get to keep her memory. you forgot her. you fucking lost her twice and you couldn’t even mourn her the second time because you didn’t know what you had lost. like. no fucking wonder he told lucretia she took everything from him by removing lup and her memory from his life he LITERALLY LOST EVERYTHING!!! fuck dude i’m gonna be sick. wtf

well now i need a Dungeon Meshi/The Adventure Zone crossover comic with a cultural exchange program where one side brings healthy, meticulous fantasy!Japanese cuisine and the other side brings the most atrocious processed fantasy!American garbage with an ingredients list full of arcane curses

[VD: The cover art for the song “Boys,” which is the title in all caps against a multicolored striped background. “McElroy” has been edited in as an additional credit along with Lizzo. The audio is the song, well-edited to feature Griffin McElroy as transcribed above. End VD]

Concept: dungeon filled with deadly traps and terrible curses, except the dungeon is so old that the creatures that built and inhabited it didn’t even slightly resemble humans, so all of the traps are based on incorrect assumptions about the scale and gross anatomy of hypothetical invaders, and all of the curses have very strange ideas concerning what ought to be harmful – and, in some cases, even what constitutes harm – for their victims.

It would be really, really great to watch a party try and piece together information about the ancient builders from their traps. It would be, perhaps, even better to include a puzzle that required some degree of anatomical deduction to solve. “This piece is moving. It must be some kind of floorplate. Hey, someone stand over here.” “Didn’t we agree these things floated? Why would they have floorplates?” “No, that was before we figured out they had some kind of oobleck sac for their organs.” “Well either way, they can’t have weighed more than 25 pounds, so if you keep stepping on that you’re going to break it.”

Ohhh, I read this very wrong initially, and thought it was creatures who had never seen humans trying to build a dungeon to stop humans/humanoids from entering. So all the traps are super weird based on the varying opinions of the builders. Like, one trap would be too high, or another would drop this gross slime that they thought would be acidic but is really only stinky and hard to move in. 😅

Both are excellent approaches, for completely different reasons.

the thing is: the podcast i maybe want most in the whole entire world is "travis mcelroy painstakingly explains the plot of supernatural, episode by episode starting with pilot, to a different guest (often but not always a family member) each week"

he would get cancelled to death for it over and over again until the end of time obviously but he should make it anyway for me and not those people

to be clear also i'm talking like. each ep of the podcast should cover like. three eps of supernatural. sequentially. really draw that shit out

anyway obviously this is an end in and of itself but it is also the first step to the singularity, also known as misha collins mbmbam interview

Travis McElroy Will Make A Supernatural Podcast

its your sacred duty to screenshot this post and tweet it at him in droves btw

also i want to be clear that travis MUST be victimizing his guests. the vibe of this podcast has to be "travis cheerfully and enthusiastically explains episodes of supernatural to a baffled, horrified, and/or disgusted hostage"