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Perhaps the world of 2044 will be as different from ours as 1979 now seems from our present time. But let us also echo this wish into the future— may they have peace and happiness.

the final scene of merlin was so unnecessary and for what. traumatizing an entire country on christmas eve with the implications that the magical twink with the death wish has spent 1500+ years waiting by that mother fucking lake for his wet golden retriever of a mythical noble boyfriend to come back. and it DOESNT EVEN END WITH A REUNION. haunting. jail for ten thousand years. i am devouring it with pita chips and hummus.

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

wouldn't you like to know, brunch boy? you sandwich-eating so-and-so.

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

no one will ever know which

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

a tragedy in two acts

This is actually the funniest fucking thing

No Bitches Beach