we're just normal men

black bear → American black bear sunbear → Sun bear Grizzly bear Polar bear Koi Scorpion Silverfish Magpie Hawk Bald eagle Eagle Replaced by more specific Bald eagle Albatross Beaver Otter Ostrich anchovies → Anchovy Clownfish Koala sloth → Ground sloth Seal turkey → Turkey (bird) Chicken peacock → Peafowl Hare Rabbit rhino → Rhinoceros hippo → Hippopotamus Black mamba python → Python (genus) kiwi → Kiwi (bird) Kangaroo Hamster Guinea pig Pig Eel Hammerhead shark white shark → Great white shark Shark Replaced by more specific Great white shark killer whale → Orca Blue whale Manatee Octopus Squid Axolotl Fly Spider ladybug → Coccinellidae Worm pug → Common pug Reindeer Moose Elk Deer Replaced by more specific Elk pigeon → Dove/Pigeon Crow seagull → Gull Swan Goose red robin → American robin mouse → Mus (typical mice) rat → Rattus (typical rats) possum → Opossum Raccoon Sheep Goat cow → Cattle Donkey Chimpanzee Baboon Zebra butterfly → Papilionoidea salmon → Atlantic salmon herring → Atlantic herring Tiger puma → Puma (genus) Jaguar Leopard Snake Replaced by more specific Python (genus) colibri → Violetear Antilope canary → Domestic canary Tortoise Turtle Replaced by more specific Tortoise Lion Elephant Bird Replaced by more specific Domestic canary Dog Cat Horse Giraffe

Y'all ever open a book on a new subject, read a little bit, and have to put it back so you can process the way in which your mind was just expanded?

The book is "Textiles: The Whole Story" by Beverly Gordon

The funny thing about Walter White's "I did it for me, I liked it, I was good at it" confession is that he is, to all visible evidence, disastrously incompetent at literally every part of the job other than the chemical synthesis, and at no point whatsoever is he visibly enjoying himself.

Walter White so funny. He saw the most fuckable twink imaginable fall head over ass out a window in front of him and was like ohhhh I need to cook meth with him in a tiny enclosed space wearing nothing but my underwear. I need to growl his name and have him look up at me with blind devotion every day for the rest of my life until I die. For my family ofc bc I am a family man

only thing i know for certain is that if "breaking bad" took place during modern times, jesse would've used his cash to buy a drone and there would've been a sick ass sequence filmed from drone perspective and one episode cold open would've been all scary and sinister and it would end with an ominous shot of the drone laying all crushed and fucked up on the floor to imply harm done to jesse. and it would be really sad

my breaking bad headcanon is that one time pre-series hank was like. Haha i don't know about this 'global warming' thing, seems pretty damn cold out to me! and walt through gritted teeth was like. Well actually hank if you look at the science involved you'd see that scientists agree that temperatures have been rising steadily over the past century to an unprecedented degree that is clearly the result of human interference. and hank was like. Well if you say so haha what do i know we got mr. chemistry over here! and walt was like. It's not me who's saying it hank the science speaks for itself which you would know if you read the reports involved. and marie was like. Well now hold on i think hank has a point i mean who exactly are these scientists to talk scientists get things wrong all the time. and skyler was like. And what qualifies you to talk about climate change marie. and marie was like. Well nothing i just think we should be open to different ideas you shouldn't be so narrow-minded skyler. and skyler was like. Thank you so much marie i'll try to keep that in mind you're just full of useful advice aren't you. and hank was like Woah woah calm down ladies it was just an innocent question. and walt was like Climate change denial is not innocent hank it is actively killing the very planet we're living on. and marie was like. Well we just have a different opinion. and walt was like. It's not an opinion it's a matter of scientific fact. and hank was like Hey man it's okay I believe you this stuff's above my paygrade anyway. and marie was like. Hank you shouldn't just give in you should be allowed to express your opinion. and walt was like. Well as i said it's not really a matter of opinion. and marie was like. No walt i think it is a matter of opinion actually. and skyler was like. Well marie my opinion is that you should shut the fuck up. and then they didn't talk to each other for a month

Having parents who aren't as bad as they used to be is crazy cause they'll be sitting there doing some normal shit and you're like kubrick staring at them

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal