one flesh, one end, bitch

Remember when Little Talks was on the radio all the time? Things were better then. Have we tried putting Little Talks back on the radio 18 times a day to see if that fixes things

I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true

honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Its raining just like in Animal Crossing for GameCube

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

We pay in other ways

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

The world's very last smol bean was harvested this morning

i'm shy! dunno what to post... *blush*

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.