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i'm a strong believer in the power of goop hobbies. humans have a base need to play with goop. one of the most accessible and practical goop hobbies is baking. on the more expensive side you have something like pottery. do whatever you like but if you don't engage in enough goop hobbies you'll find yourself restlessly watching slime ASMR tiktoks and that's how you'll know your soul is starving

repeat after me once again folks. just because the banana was good does not mean you should keep going and eat the peel too. at some point you have to accept that you can't recapture the lightning in the bottle and no sequel or spinoff or other new installment of that thing you like is gonna make you feel the way you did when it was brand new, especially if it was something from a very formative time in your life. you have to ask the waiter for the check eventually

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

sorry for thinking it's hot when men are experiencing the worst torment of their life. as if it's my fault

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)