cheesed to meet you 🐀

i will no longer be practicing radical acceptance and/or accepting the things i can not change #fuckbadthings #changeit

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

symbols have been fun but it's time for truth now.

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay