cheesed to meet you 🐀

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

using a piece of paper to carry a scary bug out of my house and then forgetting about it and accidentally using the same paper to print my resume, manager i hand it to smells it and starts making a defensive acid,

Sports broadcasts should have an RPF expert. Just so that we know the full implications of what's happening onscreen.

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

ice berg lettuce explained

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough