Hoooooyyyyyyahhh

“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

a fourth, more aggressive vine: “PATRICIA”

Adulthood is waking up in the morning and looking forward to going to bed later that evening.

at the disco

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

this is amazing.

“As fuck” has become a universal unit of measurement

Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

Tomorrow is March 28th

Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.

Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one

it is important to have friends who are proud of you when you get a new job or learn to bake or do big things, but it is also important to have friends who are proud of you when you get out of bed and take a shower.

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

A bout of depression in the midst of living your life is a lot like sneezing while driving. You can’t stop the car, and you can’t really control the sneeze, so you just cross your fingers and hope you don’t die.