✨fighting sickass demons in skeleton hell✨

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

It never fails that you'll finish a horror book and all the goodreads reviews are "there was horror in this book :/ 1/5"

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby