There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope

I perch like a gargoyle on some high vantage, glowering down at the world

I submerge myself in noisome muck with only my eyes poking above the surface

I wait behind a trap door or breakable wall, then burst out like BLAAARG

I look exactly like a pile of trash, debris, and/or bones until I stand up

I dwell in a deep and narrow hole and bite you when you try to look inside

I snipe you at range from a direction you wouldn't intuitively think to look

I come flying in from outside the camera's draw distance at Mach Fuck

I resemble some harmless environmental feature, forcing you to smash them all

I go invisible under certain conditions; can't go wrong with the classics!

I don't "lurk", as such, I just have a really bullshit spawn trigger

Other (specify)

Cheese sandwich

Not my circus, not my monkeys, but someone’s gotta do it

Not my circus, but those are my monkies

This is my circus, these aren’t my monkies

This is my circus, these are my monkies, I ain’t dealing with them anymore

This isn’t a circus, why are there monkeys here

This is a circus, why are you surprised monkeys are here

This is my circus, where did my monkeys go?

That circus has too many monkeys

Not my circus, that’s my cat though

These monkeys need a circus