Oh C.K Dexter Haaaaaaaven

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

i hate being shy it ruined my childhood and now it’s ruining the rest of my life

something's fuckin wrong with me dude

I mean he’s kinda ugly and freaky looking I’ll admit it but he’s special to me so it’s fine

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today