Oh C.K Dexter Haaaaaaaven

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

sports suck so much because it's not up to you. you can't fix your team you can't make trades you can't sign people you can't make decisions late into games you can't take the players face in your hands and yell at them to wake up you just have to put your trust in a bunch of people who will never know how much pain they put you through

showing severe symptoms of “needs a kiss” disease

I am so easily impressed by kindness

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup