Oh C.K Dexter Haaaaaaaven

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

i hate being shy it ruined my childhood and now it’s ruining the rest of my life

something's fuckin wrong with me dude

I mean he’s kinda ugly and freaky looking I’ll admit it but he’s special to me so it’s fine

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

Why do the timetables at bus stops and online never match up?

I am finally on a bus. Slightly optimistic by bringing my sunglasses. Should have brought a jacket instead