only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

Starting a gofundme for my friend Bunbury who's a terrible invalid,

Doing heavy-ass sled pushes in the gym so I won’t let down Estraven when we’re out in it

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.