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elaxisfae

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

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odinsblog

Deregulation strikes again.

“Free market” capitalism does NOT care about raging forest fires, it does not care about endangering firefighters, it does not care about people dying due to lack of healthcare insurance. Unregulated capatilism cares only about making profits, apparently at any and all costs.

mcbitchtits

Californians! The state’s Net Neutrality bill just left committee (8/22) and went to the Assembly floor. Contact your Assembly member and tell them to vote yes: https://twitter.com/Celeste_pewter/status/1032469352501501952

odinsblog

Deregulation strikes again.

“Free market” capitalism does NOT care about raging forest fires, it does not care about endangering firefighters, it does not care about people dying due to lack of healthcare insurance. Unregulated capatilism cares only about making profits, apparently at any and all costs.

mcbitchtits

Californians! The state’s Net Neutrality bill just left committee (8/22) and went to the Assembly floor. Contact your Assembly member and tell them to vote yes: https://twitter.com/Celeste_pewter/status/1032469352501501952

subcorax

i have a cat named The Lady and my favourite thing about her is that she manages to have this very petite, delicate face while also being incredibly fat so every time she goes downstairs i just hear like.

THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUnk thunkthunkthunk

and then my mother in the softest, most delighted voice going “oh, hello my wee lady!”

subcorax

@mordredoforkney ask and ye shall receive

baby girl. baby. big

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with-practice

it always amazes me when a man says he doesn’t know how to iron, wash his clothes, or cook. Like, don’t you feel embarrassed saying that…smfh

radbian-deactivated20230423

All the people in the comments saying “they were never taught how” can somehow learn how to speak dorthraki and watch YouTube to learn how to make a furry suit but can’t use the internet’s infinite resources to learn to wash their underwear got me fucked up

andhumanslovedstories

So I came home from work today and there was a kindle addressed to me that I did not remember ordering. I spent the afternoon trying to figure out how I accidentally purchased a kindle from Amazon, and when I came back from hanging out with Catherine, I told my parents, guys, you will not believe what I accidentally ordered for myself.

“Huh,” said Dad very casually. “Did you get charged for it?”

I spent the next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into the living room to announce, “No, I didn’t. Do you think it’s a mistake? But it has my name on it! what does this mean”

It was around the time that I started to sound panicked that Dad confessed to buying it for me (“I didn’t realize the mystery of it would be so terrifying”). Which was very, very sweet and slightly unfortunate because yesterday I purchased a replacement kindle for myself.

So anyway, we now have a family kindle

andhumanslovedstories

Me and Mom were talking about the kindle this morning, and she told me about how a few weeks ago, she got into her car only to discover that it had been mysteriously cleaned.

“But who would do this?” she said to my father who said he was sure he had no idea. “A student? A stranger? Someone who broke into my car to steal it but felt bad about how dirty it was? WHO??”

Eventually Dad was like, “Honey. It was clearly me.”

Poor Dad just wants to be a man who expresses his love through silent actions, but his family consists of panicked, suspicious women who apparently are very sure that strangers will ominously do nice things for us

a-salty-alto

People start to ship Tony Stark and his bodygaurd Iron Man.

The ship name is “Irony”

suitofhumour

This is God tier and you should be GODDAMNED proud.

pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated

straight women wanting threesomes aren’t planning on having sex with women. they want to make their man feel all revered n shit when he has two women on top of him. so no these girls aren’t into women just bc they wanna initiate a threesome. they’re still straight n they still ugly for fetishizing bi women/lesbian

zombies-with-radios

It’s so cool how you have personally met every single straight girl who has had a threesome and interviewed them on the topic. That must have taken years.

hundondestiny

I hate to break it to you but literally straight women are not attracted to women, they are attracted to men, and yes, when they engage in threesomes because their dude wants one, 90% of that is coming out of a desire to gratify him with another woman, not a desire to be gratified by another woman.

Bi women in particular get unreasonably high rates of solicitations for being a “third” or a “unicorn” to a pre-established relationship between a man and a woman, and there is almost always the pretense of “my man wants to try a threesome” or “my man wants me to Experiment while he watches” like? I don’t understand why you would think it’s unreasonable… to observe… something that is really just logically intuitive to begin with.

pochowek

I wish IRL star signs actually meant shit aside from like.. gay tumblr overthinking… i wish they were like the elder scrolls ones. Accidentally locked yourself out? Good thing you’re a virgo and you can open a medium lock every 24 hours

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rustandruin

OMG. Yes.

Plus we could get Shuri supplying her with ridiculous gadgets, and her constantly giving reports to Okoye and the rest of the Dora Milaje, while T’Challa tries to calm his nerves and not freeze every time they do whatever Shuri’s version of Skype is.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I would LOVE this!

the-quasar-hero

Nakia: so Shuri, what have you made for my next mission?

Shuri: I’m glad you asked. Check this out *holds up a pen* looks like an ordinary pen right?

Nakia: yes it does.

Shuri: well if you twist it everything with an internet connection and speakers within a 40 meter radius will loudly play Despacito

Nakia: what? Why? What even is that?

abpoli

whitepeopletwitter

I don’t even know what to say

theoldandinactive

She’s a fucking genius

whitepeopletwitter

Finally we can live in peace.

kemurikusa

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freepalest1ne

raccooninthegirlslockerroom

“do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time

amthsts-remade-deactivated20191

Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit

lesbiansnoopy

My “favorite” part of growing up/being poor is when you have some disposable income, even like 10 or 20 bucks, and deciding to splurge on yourself or even doing something unnecessary outside of base survival (Ie: Instead of getting a lot of cheap processed food “splurging” on a night out like bowling or going out to eat)

and then the moment it’s over or right before you click checkout, you get hit with this deep feeling of guilt and shame as you realize what that money could have gone towards. Or when later, always inevitably, you are in desperate need of money you can recall every “wasted” cent you spent.

It’s really disgusting that while I feel guilt over buying something as simple as a face mask, someone else can lose millions in the stock without even noticing.

lesbiansnoopy

it really is disgusting that things like bill gates not knowing the price of bread is endearing while me for once in my life placing the quality of life over survival is seen as living outside of my means. That living within your means is just code for just existing as a tool to make others money.

fluffmugger

And this shit never fucking leaves you either. Seriously. I am in no way hurting now, I haven’t for DECADES, but every damned thing I buy that isn’t utilitarian in nature makes me think I’m being frivolous as fuck and a bad person.

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