self- titled life

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

Where is it buried

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck