I love learning until it gets hard :)

Hot take but there’s really no such thing as “too much wrestling” in a freaking wrestling show. I’m literally paying to watch w r e s t l i n g.

uh waiter! my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...

Ad blocking/reporting should have some sort of an "I never want to see this fucking ad again and if you fail me and show it to me again I will track down where you live and fucking kill you" option.

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

do you think no one else has time travel

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

And in every possible iteration he would have a rival named Kevin Eleven.

Used bapkin

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

australian mutuals what are they saying

josh wants to steal it and use it to deal speed

josh is making wise business moves and i respect him

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

Estrogen would not save Bad Luck Brian btw