Pets And Much More

there’s a horse napping on my foot rn

oh my god you werent exaggerating like that is just deadass a fucking horse sleeping on your motherfucking foot bitch shit goddamn

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“but what if they don’t like my sweater?”

boom click the sound of my dick

when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood

THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

Anyone who hasn’t ever had rats has no idea how much they love things. Any things. More than possibly any other animal you can imagine.

Every day is betta appreciation day.

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

I said it to a faucet today. 

A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

dude is a way of life

Do you ever just? Look at your pet(s) and feel like you’re gonna cry because of how much you love them? Well,,,that’s me rn and every day in existence

This is an amazing addition to my post I love❤️