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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
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every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep
was i okay
mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…
When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.
this guy works on spongebob
SPONGEBOB BECOMES HUMANBOB TODAY
Wait a minute…..
HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH THE WHOLE TIME!!!
HE WHAT
imo the best way to interpret those “real people don’t do x” writing advice posts is “most people don’t do x, so if a character does x, it should be a distinguishing trait.” human behavior is infinitely varied; for any x, there are real people who do x. we can’t make absolute statements. we can, however, make probabilistic ones.
for example, most people don’t address each other by name in the middle of a casual conversation. if all your characters do that, your dialogue will sound stilted and unnatural. but if just one character does that, then it tells us something about that character.
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Maybe misusing the name of God isn’t so much about saying the shallow words, “Oh my God,” as it is about using the name of God to justify discrimination, oppression, injustice, racism, slavery, xenophobia, poverty, sexism, islamophobia, ableism, homophobia, war, & the list can go on.
When I was a wee little Gaslight attending Catholic Sunday schools, and then later in college when I was taking a Bible as Literature class, both my stolid neighborhood deacon and my dapper Protestant professor said almost the exact same thing:
“Taking the Lord’s name in vain isn’t when someone says ‘God damn it.’ It’s when a mortal, fallible human being presumes to put words in God’s mouth and say ‘This is what God wants you to do.’“
Time to reblog again. Holy shit.
Interesting. I never knew this
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hey guys just wanted you to know that i just found the absolute worst car in existence
This is my car I’m crying I’m so happy to finally see it as a post tho I really thot it would be on shitty-car-mods lmfao
He didn’t get a picture of the cursed images door tho so here’s that, also the hood of my car
This poor honda. It didnt deserve… this.
are you kidding this is my fucking dream car
It’s perfect because no one would be caught dead trying to steal it
I’d just like to point out that the letters on the front bumper say “H-Hewwo!?” if seen in a rear view mirror.
this really is antithetical to everything i stand for. like if you asked me “who are you?” the shortest answer would be showing you this car and assuring you that i would rip the owner apart like a wild chimpanzee given the chance
what is your issue why are you like this
HELEN YOU IRREDEEMABLE SCOLD
GRANT ME RELEASE FROM THIS CURSED VEHICLE AT ONCE
dude I’m mega proud of the owner because they basically went “Cringe Culture is dead and you can fuck right off!” and shared their entire list of likes on their car
y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth
that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.
Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”
i physically can’t scroll past this post
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in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it
to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot
if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit
Freeze!
Everybody clap your hands!!!
we really are the product of our generations
Breaking up is like deleting a game you spent lots of time, progress and money on
If you can suck your own dick, you have reached the true meaning of “Weird flex, but ok”
random gifs of the Hargreeves ♡ (2/∞)
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(kind of) requested by anonymous: Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy
