Owls are awesome.

oh to live in the treasure planet universe

oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship

You just want a cat wife dont you

I can’t tell if this is serious

It's very serious. The HK's are using Pepe as a resistance symbol

Pepe redemption

this is so cute.

This is the most encouraging thing I’ve ever seen

it fucken WIMDY

ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.

My job is done.

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

Where’s the little felt coffin to put their little felt baby in after none of these things cure them of little felt polio?

SILVER???????

oh no, oh man oh jeez, did you not yet hear how people are straight-up drinking liquid metal as the latest health craze??? I really wish I was joking but I think someone already killed or nearly killed their children by making them do it

Teaching children of the inevitability of their own death can be the hardest thing of all, no reason you cant make it fun with felt.

This post is an amalgam of all the things people are currently suggesting I try for my multiple severe chronic illnesses, including, yes, breast milk and colloidal silver.

Honestly, I genuinely thought this was supposed to be some sort of history thing. Like when your kid wants to pretend to be a doctor from 1705.

Can you post less about your coochie please

My coochie posted this

i wish real life had savestates

we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea

wait which one was that?

Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.

nvm i take it back. great idea

i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?

yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting

i wish real life had savestates

i agree. thank you, OP, for this great post.

It’s funny how you all act like you are woke and support Bernie Sanders when he openly declared that he would start Undertale by playing through Genocide run on his Twitch channel

Is… Is this real?

Yeah :/

I really don’t think it is? I cant find the actual tweet, only the pic of the tweet which is really easy to fake. same with that “screen capture” :/

It’s real though?

Trust me, it’s real

The tweets fake tho it was circling around a couple months ago as a joke so ur gonna need more than that

No, it’s real

Ok so no, it’s not real. It’s a huge joke. Which is fine, if it wasn’t put out as if it was a legitimate anti-bernie statement. That’s why babaswole isn’t linking anything directly, just screenshots, which are easy to fake.

You’re wrong, because it’s real

I hate this

You only hate it for its accuracy

You’re so rude to Miss Moon the reason her ass is so fucked up is cuz she’s protecting us from meteors. Her face is beautiful so her ass can be disgusting and we can be safe.