Gus

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

remember when notifications used to be on the actual dashboard. all your likes and reblog notes just stuck between posts....

Rich people are so fucking boring they always just have like Frenchies. If I was rich I would have like 8 of the rarest fucking breeds you could imagine. I’d have a fucking Braque du Bourbonnais. I’d have a Tazy. I’d have a Bolonka. People would come over and be like, “What kind of dog is this?” And I’d be like oh that’s my Turnspit dog I paid to have a breeding program create from historical records. Get on my fucking level.

bedsheets are all like lets go over there

the passive suicidal teen to scared of dying adult pipeline is crazy. but it’s real.

some of you need to put down chat gpt and pick the magic 8ball back up

why are yall so afraid to double text like ill be out here sending 9 messages in a row buzz buzz another message? its me bitch i just got a lot to say!!

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

beyond queue and schedule they need a third option of “don’t post until this one mutual i know will love it is online”

“just dm them!” absolutely not. i’m trying to mind control them into loving me.

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

swag is all we have left

swag and... love

she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different