clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

Since Kate Bush and Emily Brontë have the same birthday, shouldn’t July 30th just be Wuthering Heights day?

Happy Wuthering Heights Day!

Just saw somebody refer to highly disposable collectibles (labubus, funko pops, stuff like that) as "landfillcore" and I'm stealing that.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.

the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?

So how much longer are we gonna pretend "higher than normal call volume" is a thing that exists. I think its normal call volume actually and you just arent hiring enough people. I think if you experience higher than normal for a very long time its no longer higher than normal its just normal and youve failed to adjust accordingly

something eye opening is hearing men complain about a scene in a movie being uniquely disturbing, looking the scene up, and it's something that happens to women in movies so much it's practically a trope. it makes you realize that you aren't overreacting or sensitive, they would be equally disturbed in the same circumstances. that makes me very frustrated

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

the summer is for having the worst time of your life

no amount of butter or salt removes the nutrients from vegetables

I hope you never outgrow being excited by bookstores, listening to the rain, flowers and finding the perfect mug.

If elected I will go back in time and prevent tvtropes trope names from becoming common knowledge and ruining every goddamn book synopsis for 5 consecutive years

if you advertise your book using ao3 tags instead of a synopsis you will be reborn as a hornworm directly in the line of sight of a flock of angry chickens for seven lifetimes