i wanna be your lost boy

I mean it also helps that I'm like... super funny and stuff. Although people tend to think I'm like compensating or something. 

No, it’s just really, really weird. I spent, like, half an hour contouring my cheekbones only for you to lick it all off in two seconds.

Well your makeup doesn't exactly taste like candy so I don't think I'll be doing that again anytime soon - you're safe. 

“You know, people who try to get drunk for two weeks are usually trying to escape something.”

Are you insinuating I'm trying to escape something dramatic, Althea? Because honestly, I'm just trying to have some fun. You should try it sometime.

Very good, that’ll get you far in life. And with ladies. College girls love boys with brains.

Well I mean it doesn't hurt that I have the face of an angel.

I might have a tear in my eye. This is how parents feel sending their kids to college. Use a good filter and get my good side if you instagram this. 

I wouldn't know, but I'm sure they're similar in some respects. You don't have a bad side, Grant. I'll be sure to tweet about it later or something. Either way, there is drinking to be done my brother.

You go where we go, Eli. No way around it.

I'm not complaining. It's fucking Vegas.

Excuses, excuses. Licking peoples’ cheeks is weird, Eli. Being raised by wolves doesn’t justify that.

It's only weird because you think it's weird. Honestly, if anything it should be hoplessly endearing. 

So you’re coming to Vegas with the rest of us for New Years then.

Am I now? I'll have to check my adventure filled, jam packed schedule I have but I'm sure I'll be able to squeeze ya in there somewhere. 

Did you even go to school? Your manners are deplorable.

I was raised in the forest by wolves, we've been over this. 

I raised you so well, I’m so proud.

Holy fuck are you going to cry? Is Obi Wan feeling a little emotional? I feel like I should be capturing this on camera.

Looks like my plans for New Years are torn. I feel like I’d rather just take a group of friends to Vegas or Monte Carlo, rather than deal with the drama here. What are you planning on doing? 

My plans are a bit up in the air myself but hey, enjoy yourself, impromptu trip to Vegas can't be bad! 

The little things are what truly matter in the end. But don’t ignore your school work forever, you crazy little goofball. Academics are like 45% of the reason you’re here.

I would never! I'm very dedicated to my school work, thanks. I just tend to put if off until the last minute and then lock myself in my room for ages at a time, it's okay. 

I wouldn’t expect you to, Eli.

Oh okay, heaven forbid anyone hold me to any ridiculous standards, y'know?

Drinking?

Nah, I was absent that day in kindergarten. 

Balance is good, I keep a similar balance in my own lifestyle. And my diet. And my sleeping patterns. 

See? It totally make sense. I mean I'm a bit all over the place in my course load but I also need time to like enjoy thel ittle things in life. Like my brothers and alcohol and sleeping as much as humanly possible. 

You do seem to have more self-control than a lot of your brothers, that I do admit.

Nah, I don't think I do, just smarter drinking habits probably...For the most part... I dunno if I can even admit that, honestly.