A writer's place.

Oh, you didn't make this one up too, did you, Si?

Alternatively Katara has open tabs at every place Aang goes regularly that she pays monthly because Aang is so easily distracted that he forgets that things cost money and fogets to pay before he's running off after the local kids, so she decided a running tab of Aang's expenses was the best way to go.

Like– not all little fauntlings survive to their tweens, not all tweens get to see their future years. The younger a hobbit is, the more prone to danger they are.

Now, imagine the dwarfs all rolling their eyes at Bilbo when he tells a 'dangerous' story of his youth, them scoffing as he struggles to fall into step with them on their adventures. Then cut to them finding out just how EASILY hobbits die and suddenly they look at Bilbo with whole new eyes.

It doesn't help that apparently a young Bilbo was always throwing himself into dangerous situations for a hobbit.

This is hilarious and hamster style deaths is exactly how I imagine the fauntlings dying now. Maybe a grown hobbit or two.

Behold, hobbit deaths:

The Dwarrow are doing their equivilent of exorcisms or leaving offerings to keep the spirits from their homes, Bilbo sees these and thinks, free food, it would be a shame to waste it, he does this while wearing the Ring sometimes as he's exploring, which does not help the haunting rumors as some people see the food float and the vanish as he picks it up and eats it.

Once he found a delightful mushroom patch deep in the mountain and let out a happy little wail that echoed throughout the mountain that gave so many nightmares as it went on for weeks whenever he went back for more mushrooms. There was a highpitched screech when he realized he ate the last one. And then silence for almost a month before he found another patch.

The Dwarrow only learn that Bilbo is making these noises when Frodo comes to live with then and Bofur gives him a freshly carved toy and Frodo lets out a happy wail that sends chills down the entire company's spines and Bilbo then has to explain that Frodo is just happy once he notices the terrified faces.

Bilbo, suddenly very insecure of his pointed-ears: …

Thorin: what’s wrong?

Bilbo, hesitantly pointing towards his ears.

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Cut to Ilya Rozanov hundreds of miles away up at 3 in the morning almost breaking his phone screen from how hard he's gripping it after replaying the 7 second clip for the 200th time and he's never been more hard in his life.

And he's the only one who knows where Shane Hollander learned to ride.

- climbs, especially when scared

- has a crippling fear of dogs

- enjoys sunning himself on roofs and porches

- has vicious claws (ghostly cultivation, words, awfully pinchy with those fingers)

- judges E.v.e.r.y.o.n.e.

- gets nervous when people pet him the wrong way (1st life LWJ) and takes snuggles and food as primary expressions of affection (Jiang Yanli, 2nd life LWJ)

- has a fiercely independent spirit while secretly wanting to be taken care of

- really likes hanging out/sleeping in trees

- will cut a bitch for hating on his favorite people and not think twice about it