Astrid

saw the world's finest #50 previews where in supes' dreams, he gets to drives a supermobile. pg below

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

👴🧓

Alfred: Don’t add to the population *eyes Bruce, willing him not to ‘find’ another child*

Alfred: Don’t subtract from the population *glares at Damian who attempted to take down the host of the last function for their rug made of endangered animal fur*

Alfred: Don’t end up in the hospital *squints at Tim who once ate food he was allergic to at a gala for an excuse to leave early*

Alfred: Newspaper *sighs towards Dick who ‘accidentally’ tipped a champagne tower over a business man who looked at his siblings funny*

Alfred: Or Jail *side eyeing Jason who tried to incite a class war during the annual christmas party*

*everyone looks at him with wide-eyed innocence, as if they could do no wrong.

"Mr. Bruce Batman Wayne sir, please kindly get your head on straight, man up, lock tf in and stop b*tching around." -Tim

Y’know, everyone says Tim found out Dick was robin cuz he saw him do a somersault only one person in the world can do, but like, no one talks about the fact the robin costume is the exact same one as his last performance costume.

(Talk about a massive plot hole 💀💀💀)

Look at these cutie!

Jaybin was such a cutie. Jason Todd Robin they can never make me hate you.

"Oh he had a darkness in him" Wrong! Lies! Slander! He felt bad for people like Scarecrow

"Bruce worried about the anger in him" Shut up! Lies! That was his little guy!

i am going to drown myself in the nearest lake. they dont even know what's gonna happen in 2 years. Jim Starlin when I get you.