el sol sabe mi nombre

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

biting the hand that feeds and leaving teeth marks that eventually fade causing me to bite the hand that feeds again and again and again in a desperate attempt to leave my mark

let’s all crash our cars into walls

when i did actually get diagnosed with autism, i showed up to take the test and the room contained such a miserably dirty fishtank that i lectured the proctor about proper fish care for a good several minutes beforehand, and when i came back to get the results he proudly showed me how clean the fishtank was. i'm not even a fish person. it was just that dirty.

This creature goes munch, crunch

i dont agree with outdoor cats but i gotta admit the fact me and my roommate can fondly talk about local cats like theyre our beloved neighbours is pretty cool. do i know any of the humans who live in my neighborhood? not particularly. do i know the little tuxedo cat with the pink collar who recognises the ice cream truck music and comes out to get pets from all the kids? of course they're a local celebrity to me.

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.