the truly evil part about lolcowing is that the targets are almost always people who have done something/things that are unsavory at best or objectively harmful at worst and that is used as justification to treat them however you want with no recourse whatsoever. like you suddenly have permission to dehumanize someone for what, fucking entertainment. and if anyone tells you to cool it for a minute, suddenly they're supportive of that behavior, making you effectively immune to anyone who disagrees. like apparently nobody's ever heard of disproportionate punishment

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

cats cant drive cars but if they could youd see some airplane ears in traffic, thats all im sayin!

doomscrolling thru the weather app

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder