oh, darling.

if you love the Odyssey and listen to Epic, you will never shake off the desire to beat Jorge and Chris Nolan to death with your bare hands

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

you know what they say: bweh

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left