THIS IS WONDERFUL! AND YOU KNOW IT!

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

I love this post so much

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Dead.

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt

Fucking cards against humanity, man.

I nearly spat out my drink omg

THERES NOTHING SATISFYING ABOUT THIS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I laughed so fucking hard at this

when a sea lion has better game than you

DID HE JUST KISS IT

how could y not kiss it???

dAWW THEYRE SO CUTE

That, good citizen, is a walrus