The Purposeless Fangirl.

The dress/look Angela is wearing at the Met Gala is inspired by a 1927 painting by Laura Wheeler Waring called “Girl in Pink Dress.”

Incorrect Heated Rivalry quotes 2/?

Turns out that when those sidelong glances and penetrating stare come from a particular elegantly dressed, terrifyingly stunning Russian woman rather than from men, it doesn't feel the same. It's still scary but in a way that makes her skin tingle and her breath speed up for reasons that feel wholly different.

call that the Hollander Goodbye

thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏

meep.

shadowandbone: i passed out after “hugs or handshakes” how did it end?

Hopefully this tip can help anyone

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

DM: here he comes

DM: i thought you said printer

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

Druid: Fuck off!

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

Things are slow and weird. Memes bounce around for years and even decades. People exist in their little isolated hydrothermal vent communities of mutuals. Sometimes something big happens (suez canal, November 5th, Queen Lizzie kickin’ it) and we all gather around like a whale fall but for the most part we’re just snootling around in the sand doing whatever the fuck. Occasionally someone comes down and shines their flashlight around and immediately leaves and tells their friends about what freaky shit we have going on in the depths. We don’t care. We’re very busy talking about Our Friend Jonathan from a book published in the 1800s like worms slowly digesting the bones of a long-dead organism.

Plotting, scheming, etc.

Reverse Abortion