General Stuff

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

PUNIC WARS THREE

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

You Never Know!

You never know!

You never know!

You never know!

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper