creature

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

Each berry is very large to her….

looking for girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

love when werewolf transformation is shown as painful. hell yeah baby i want to become my true self and i want it to hurt

she got a cunty little anklet on too, oh work it mama

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

How dare?! He worked hard for that shiny! Rude! What about his cuteness discount?