If you're reading this it's already too late

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I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

yeah i like project hail mary a normal amount <- guy who watched the movie and cried 15+ separate times

he didn't end up completing it at the end either.

What kind of problems do you think that gun could create

Edit: was not expecting this to blow up, and I've seen some people mistake this as an original idea, so here is the original post this is based on

remembering I have free will so I veryyy self indulgently made his 5th limb a mechanical claw-like extension… for no particular reason at all 🤓

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

Seán William McLoughlin, 2026

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This whole series is so goddamn funny

- based on this by @stealthetrees