YouTube's Words of Wisdom

"Oh, thank God; I've just seen Duncan's hard cock."

"I'm hunting, and I've got a RAGING boner."

"Where can a big bitch hide?"

"As a geriatric, I'm gonna smash my fucking brains out on that."

"How comfortable are you with not just cleaning, but also pegging the shit out of me?"

"Your body is a machine that turns everything into tuna salad."

"I can only handle one guy at once."

"Five guys ran a train on that burger."

"Reeeeed Robin. . . um?"

"Alright, guys, let's equip ourselves and go kill a child."

"If flowers are oppressed, then why S E T H?"

"I just got three dollars for my awful!"

"Take my hand in this and we'll take ibuprofen together."

"I swishes my big tail, and I am NOT a faker!"

"Yo dick game's so dummy!"

"I got men all over my ass!"