YouTube's Words of Wisdom

"Don't ever look into the abyss, unless you really want to."

"They got my cock completely right!"

"You were named after the two most brave people I've ever known; XKCD Pomni."

"I. . . am the one who fucks your mother."

"Look at me, I'm bouncin' on it!"

"Oh, thank God; I've just seen Duncan's hard cock."

"I'm hunting, and I've got a RAGING boner."

"Where can a big bitch hide?"

"As a geriatric, I'm gonna smash my fucking brains out on that."

"How comfortable are you with not just cleaning, but also pegging the shit out of me?"

"Your body is a machine that turns everything into tuna salad."

"I can only handle one guy at once."

"Five guys ran a train on that burger."

"Reeeeed Robin. . . um?"