YouTube's Words of Wisdom

"What are you fucking old? You fucking loser?"

"The Knight's kinda cunty, I'm not gonna lie."

"If you ever catch me using 'red pill' as a verb, I need you to punch me in the face."

"I'm aging like Mexican food."

"Whisk out your lady lumps."

"For gits and shiggles, some instant coffee."

"Into a saucepan, pot, or cauldron, whatever launches your lobster."

"Four whole wheels of cheese is just greedy."

"It's cooler when girls tell me to kill things."

"HE shells? Why no SHE shells? Oh, that's what she sells by the seashore."

"Don't tell Command that I'm high!"

"Why do I have a compass? That's scary!"

"Chat, today we're gonna use a gun."

"Don't worry, guys; it's only a war crime if you're at war. This is just cool murder."