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Why do I feel vaguely threatened

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scoutsmoocrew

Having to rub feed on a calf to get a nervous mom to lick it off and bond with it... human equivalent would be rubbing some other good food on a baby so mom loves it

crtter

The doctor hands me my newborn son and I decide I don’t like him actually so he just hits him with a pie like clowns do

veryfunnymemes

thebootydiaries

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dankmemeuniversity

hayleyhearts

that’s just a regular platypus???

friendlyoceanmower

thegreenpea

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

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nicolauda

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

pastaroasta

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

doink-z-deactivated20241130

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

onceuponamirror

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

dihydrogenmonoxideawareness

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

etherealastraea

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

bluegone

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams-deacti

may our education be stronger than fake news

darthlenaplant

Amen.

chubby-aphrodite

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

mod2amaryllis

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup. that’s a higher number alright.

youngalientype

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

I almost threw my phone.

hospitalroom

Oh my god

draco50

I thought it was going to be a jumpscare maze, but it was far worse.

kaijuno

I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it

kaijuno

oh we’re off to a good start

kaijuno

These were the only two pictures on it, like 8 folders deep.

Anyone know… Gallifreyan?????

kaijuno

ALSO there were a bunch of ancient (okay from 2014) SCP games on it?? and a Gameboy Emulator and a copy of the game Lifehouse, based off the concept album The Who tried to write in the 70’s, but Pete Townsend got too lost in the sauce or whatever and had a mental breakdown and never finished it

kaijuno

Thank u for your translation also I don’t know how to feel about this but based on the name of the USB I can’t say I’m surprised

hellshire-harlot

This is the polar opposite of a Creepypasta

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vethyourhalflingmother

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

fromwolfsandgods

Chaotic good

swordshapedleaves

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!

dragkingandreweldritch

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

dracogotgame

Always reblog for malicious compliance

bestof4chan-lel

owarim

ambris

Please, never let this meme die.

silkirose

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

wizardshark

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

warblyzombie

It’s fucking back

onyx-was-here

shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020

renousim

Does anyone have the video where keanu reeves is edited to say "fuck you" high pitched instead of "you're breathtaking"

renousim

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT

levourdalak

“Whatever — the soup is getting cold.”

— Last sentence of a mathematical theorem in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebook, 1518 (x)

ante--meridiem

Why don’t I get to end my proofs like this?

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orrelse21

An actual clip from an actual interview with Tommy Wiseau where Greg tried to playfully pass the football to Tommy like old times and tommy was too oblivious to even flinch or reflex.