In Loving Memory Of Unlikecharlie

Being passively suicidal is funny as fuck like yeah i don't plan on doing anything and knowing me i never will but the idea of a gun to my head sounds really fucking good right now.

1000 DAYS OF GENOCIDE IN GAZA.

I don't really want wesker to face fuck me as a punishment as i find it boring, but to walk me like a dog with nothing but a collar and a leash on. Squish my cheeks and tell me to bark like a puppy. With people all walking around and paying no mind to it. And if i use my pouty sailor mouth against him. He will fuck all three of my holes round after around while i apologise profusely begging and telling him i didn't mean it, but won't believe it so he continues.

"No, I don't need a partner, but I do need a couple of lapdogs. Interested in auditioning?" Is the hottest wesker line in marvel vs capcom and you won't change my mind on it.

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

4) if you actually are the worst person in the entire world, the scientific curiosity of this fact alone would make it worthwhile to continue

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to hand make lace so all is well

clicking a video and realizing the youtuber is transfem has got to be one of the best feelings on earth