Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

Even if you’re monogamous. This is not just for polyamorous people. Your partner is allowed to have fulfilling friendships outside of you. Your partner is allowed to turn to other people to help meet their needs. Demanding that they only come to you is unrealistic, toxic, possessive, and an unhealthy dynamic. The narrative that your partner should get everything from you - and you get everything from them - is a harmful product of bad rom coms. Don’t fall for it.

smooth sharks holds this website together like atlas holding up the sky

SCREAMING

Oh god someone help them

every character design can be improved if you give them brown eyes

think about it - what's more impactful than the absolute love and warmth when you gaze into brown eyes? or the darkness that encompasses them when the person is angry? nothing is.

COLONY OF ANTS CARRYING ME AWAY HELP

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

Mind your own damn business cards

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

I misread “valid” as “invalid” and I was ready to throw hands. I’m glad I reread it to make sure first!

my relationship would get real awkward if i didn’t reblog this

Oh my god ❤️

Absolutely love this

Stop whatever else you’re doing and watch this. This is an amazing story of the best of humanity amidst the worst mankind is capable of. It’s proof of that one act of kindness can last a lifetime.