This Is A Travesty

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

i'm so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so gay i would give anything to kiss a boy right now

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

this season of tlovm is so yummy. love seeing all the consequences of what happened in previous seasons affecting the world beyond vox machina. love seeing how everyone’s reckoning with vax’s impending death

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord