100% That Bitch

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

#this is how the economy should function

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.