A Sentimental Bastard

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

How do people name bacteria do they just whisper their names to you

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

y’all hype up men on this app that I would personally use as a scarecrow

what should I listen to

women

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

u say the obama administration built the cages on the border and a liberal will do the five nights at freddys jump scare at you bc we arent supposed to talk about when democrats do insanely evil shit

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

"Here's Why You Won't Be Invited Inside My Shoeless Home"

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive