Look at this wonderful creature- Barcode is a great name for a gorgeous California Kingsnake!

Red onion shaped like a giant airpod

trans people who whine about how actually they DON'T want legal sex taken off legal documents because it makes them feel VALIDATED or helps them PASS astound me to no end. why a trans person would want the legal structure of assigned sex to continue baffles me endlessly. like yeah lets continue to legally enshrine the system that violently imposes gendered upbringings and violence upon us sure yeah uh huh. this will work out for us

funniest shit is going down on discord rn

update: he's asking me to give him an "alpha/alphaed" pronoun set rn. i've told him that he needs to give me the full 5-word conjugated set before i do. this is the ultimate test for a 14 year old boy

When I was a kid me and my friends liked to play this game we called “absurd cheatcodes” in which one of us would just start making up convoluted steps for a video game cheatcode on the spot. Like, one of us would say something like “how to unlock Luigi in Mario 64” and the other one would start going like “well first of all you have to beat the game exactly 1000 times in a row without killing a single goomba. Then you have to take your cartridge out, put on Mario Kart instead and beat it 1000 times without slipping on a single banana peel. And then you put in Mario 64 again and-“ Basically just improv when you think about it.

My favorite bit to do when we did this was always sneaking Professor Oak in. I’d be making something up about some completely unrelated game and then I’d randomly go “And then who’ll show up? That’s right. Professor Oak.” My friends thought it was the funniest thing ever.